Dubai
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- My main man Luzzi in front of his sister’s building at the Palm Jumeirah – the manmade archipelago off Dubai’s coast in the shape of a palm tree
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- First glimpse of the skyline. Dubai is not very pedestrian friendly. Everything’s pretty spread out
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- The Luzzbuster throwin’ down a SUCK IT!
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- A sighting of the Burj Khalifa in the distance
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- “Cool Story Babe…Now Make Me A Sandwich”
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- STOP
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- Man-made monsters on each side of the road
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- Me, showin’ off the Sheikh (pronounced “shake”) hat
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- Yo Luzz, you want fries with that Sheikh?
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- The Dirham – 1USD=approximately 3.6AED
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- Cartier Luzz at The Dubai Mall
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- Guys standing in front of The Dubai Mall aquarium, the largest in the world
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- Fishies!
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- “The SOUK” “Souk” is the Arabic word for “market” or “marketplace”
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- Inside The Souk
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- Swagger on a hundred thousand trillion
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- Pervin’ out on the magic lamp
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- I think it’s hilarious that people in the middle of the desert play ice hockey and figure skate
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- Shops full of shit I’d have to sell my organs to afford…and when I say “sell my organs” I’m not making a clever reference to male prostitution, I really mean sell my organs.
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- In most Arab cultures, it’s considered an extreme insult to throw a shoe at someone, (ahem, Random Task “Honestly, who throws a shoe?”) but I wonder if it’s extra-insulting if you were to throw a shoe that costs more than most people’s houses…
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- The sign below these things said, “Feel free to touch my balls.”
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- Throwin’ “A-Rab Money” up in dis’ place, yo!
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- Diving statues in the fountain
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- Ohhh Luzzbuster Ohhh!
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- Outside The Dubai Mall…mercy, mercy me
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- “Sheikh” it for me, baby
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- SUCK IT! in the desert
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- Luzz rockin’ the local “picnic head” look
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- Dune bashing
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- Fuckin’ boner silhouette
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- The Luzzbuster with a raging silhouette boner
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- Camel jockey Luzz
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- Tourist family taking a camel ride
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- Birdman
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- Birdman Luzz didn’t know he had to pay to hold this thing until afterwards. Doh!
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- Roadside Sheikh-on-a-stick
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- Yeah buddy
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- Luzz chowin’ an imaginary box while haulin’ ass
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- Sunset
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- Dear friends and family, FUCK YOU!!! From Dubai with love, Tim & Mike
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- Dancers in costumes that performed after our camel ride
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- Rugs for sale
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- “‘Sheikh’ it like a salt shaker, ‘sheikh’ it like a salt shaker…make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang Twins”
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- Hookahs and Pringles – what more could you ask for?
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- Look at all those camel toes
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- Nighttime stop at The Dubai Mall. It was either this or go to a bar and bang whores – there really wasn’t much else to do in the city and I stand by our decision.
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- Dubai Mall Courtesy Policy
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- Fast & the Furious, Part 17: DUI in Dubai
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- Local dude posing with a camel in The Souk
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- Shocking!
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- At 2,722 feet, the Burj Khalifa is the tallest manmade structure in the world
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- “Can I borrow this car to film a rap video?”
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- “TITS” written in sand. God, I love tits…
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- Palm Jumeirah at sunset
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- Here’s where we went to brunch and where I blacked out really hard and wasn’t allowed into the bar afterwards because I was falling down by three in the afternoon.
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- The funniest part about blacking out at brunch was being dressed like a total jag-off
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- It’s a shame Luzzi hadn’t purchased this Ferrari jumpsuit a few days earlier and worn it to black out in at brunch
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- Brunch-mobiles
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- SUCK IT! brunch!
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- The Mexican brunch station…
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- …the Italian brunch station…
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- …and the Buster groping the statue at the Indian brunch station.
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- Cigarette break!
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- Hammered
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- Wasted
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- Wrecked
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- Smashed
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- Leaving the brunch I guess I was trying to make parking attendants do a SUCK IT! However, I was blacked out and don’t remember any of this…
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- I’m guessing I was trying to bang this lady
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- C’mon bro, do a SUCK IT! All the cool kids are doing it!
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- I love finding photos like this on my camera the day after a blackout. Just hope I didn’t bang this guy…
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- Guess I also went to a car show…
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- Sick ride
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- The day after our drunken brunch. Luzz chillin’ out at Mall of the Emirates
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- More mall shit
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- Ski Dubai
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- Hittin’ the slopes
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- Zorbing
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- I’ll show YOU a six-inch tube
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- Inside Mall of the Emirates
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- Hijab girls covering their faces in the bottom left of the photo because they thought I was trying to photograph them. “Yeah, I’m trying to take a picture of you in your new ten-thousand dollar outfit you’re hiding beneath a black cloak…get real.”
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- Krispy Kreme donuts?
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- One last shot of the skyline
Abu Dhabi
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- Passing photo of Aldar Headquarters, a circular Abu Dhabi skyscraper which stands 360 feet tall
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- Pulling up to Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi
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- According to Wikipedia, this mosque cost $545 million USD to build and can hold over 40,000 people
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- Yeah, you visit that mosque, girl!
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- It’s big, it’s really big
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- Exterior
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- Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque has 82 domes of 7 different sizes
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- VIP Entry to a house of worship? Seems blasphemous…
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- Aw jyea!
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- Do we really need the word “CLEANER” written on the helps’ backs? It’s pretty obvious what they’re doing with those mops in their hands…
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- Mosque Manners
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- Heading to the interior
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- Luzz in the courtyard
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- Courtyard shot #1
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- Courtyard shot #2
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- Some sort of vestibule area leading to the main prayer hall
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- Inside the main prayer hall
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- “The Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque has seven imported chandeliers from Germany which incorporate millions of Swarovski crystals.”
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- Part of the floor
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- Random fact: “Chandelier” was one of my favorite words to say as a 4 or 5-year-old
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- Wall
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- Walls
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- Wall
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- Nice
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- Wall?
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- The Luzzbuster inside the mosque for Muzzbusters
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- One last shot from the outside annnnnnnd I’m gone
