Paris
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- “Me” in front of the Eiffel Tower – photo courtesy of William Fulara
Cannes
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- Retard train – France’s insensitive, politically incorrect form of transportation
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- Rollin’ into town on the retard train
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- Overlooking the town
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- All the buildings in Cannes look alike
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- Nightfall creeping in: “Don’t let your son go down on me” – Elton John
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- Judging by both the name of the town on this map and the practical application of tampons, I’m guessing that place is full of “stuck up cunts.”
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- Catholic Church
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- Altar-ed state of mind
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- Secluded biz-each
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- Yankees fans leaving their mark on the wall of a Cannes bar
Nice
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- Place Massena – the main square in Nice
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- Elevated statue of a guy in shitting position at Place Massena
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- La Fontaine du Soleil
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- “You’re what the French would call ‘le incompetent'”
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- Sea Breeze
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- The spirit of the French Riviera
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- No sails there, guy?
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- Villa Saint Exupery Gardens – a monastery turned hostel
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- The kebab master of Nice
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- This drunk motherfucker with the Nolte mugshot hair kept putting his right hand up behind his head and flipping us off as he tilted back and forth in a haze
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- Kickin’ off the shoes and sleepin’ one off in front of a department store. Party animal.
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- Drunk and rowdy Australians gettin’ naked and swimming in a fountain down the street from Wayne’s bar
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- Testicle Festival
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- “DOUCHE” The go-to place in the south of France for vaginal-cleaning products
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- The boat of seafaring porn king, Captain Stabbin’
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- Scuba session: It was my first time ever. The guys instructing us didn’t speak English and the non-verbal instructions hadn’t been the easiest to understand. Needless to say, I figured it out – otherwise I wouldn’t be here uploading all these photos.
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- Rocky coastline
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- The Mediterranean view of Nice
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- Pizza In The Rain celebrating a successful first dive despite a vomitrociously hungover morning and a constant effort to not throw up into his regulator or diarrhea in his wetsuit.
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- Chiseled right into the rock
