Insadong, Seoul, South Korea. Colder than the freezer where Rocky used to beat his brother-in-law’s meat…no homo
Originally built in 1395, Gyeongbokgung Palace was reconstructed in 1867 and literally means “Palace (Gung) Greatly Blessed by Heaven (Gyeongbok)”
Most of this palace was destroyed by the Japanese during the early 20th century but has been gradually restored to it’s original form. As of 2009, about 40% of the original number of palace buildings were still standing or had been reconstructed.
Temple art
Traditional casket for Korean emperors of old – those motherfuckers used to roll out in style
The intricately painted innards of Gyeoungbokgung Palace
Throne? Altar for worship? Both?
Can’t imagine the tedious hours poured into this paint job
My picture of a picture at the palace museum of how they ran shit at Gyeongbokgung back in the day
Wax figure scene from the palace museum
Statue representation of the Korean Zodiac. Respectively: rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, goat, monkey, rooster, dog and pig
Reppin’ 1988 – The Year of the Dragon
3 Ninjas style masks. I love that movie and all, but somethings just not right about the casting. Since when does Chinese grandfather = Hispanic daughter and 3 white grandkids?
Traditional Korean dorrs
Insanely homo and/or metrosexual ad I came across while Seoul searching. I got no idea what they’re selling, but slap some pairs of tits on those dudes and I’m down to get down – giggity, giggity
I though picking up meat and snipping it with scissors was something that only existed in my fantasized scenarios of weirding out my blind date or meeting/pissing off my girlfriend’s parents for the first time, but looks like they actually get down that way in Korea
Beautiful neon Korean writing translating roughly to, “I’ll suck a fart directly out of your ass.”
One of the many phallically themed statues to be found in South Korea. There’s even an entire park dedicated to dongs on the east coast of the country in Samcheok if you’re into that sort of thing
A bar named “Beerholic.” Drinking is huge in Korea. One of the rules there is that you should never fill your own glass which can seem kinda gay when it’s just two bro gettin’ wasted together.
Street art
Street leading up to Changgyeonggung Palace
Changgyeonggung Palace
Boar face
T. R. Osh throwin’ down a wicked SUCK IT at the palace
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Roof monkey
More from inside Changgyeonggung Palace…
Dragonhead
Lake at the palace
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Hedge maze for midgets at Changgyeonggung Palace
J.C. gettin’ some playing time in Seoul. 10.9% of Koreans are Catholics
18.3% of South Koreans are Protestants
22.8% of South Koreans are Buddhist
Images at temples in Seoul make it look like Buddha be gettin’ all the bitches.
Gangnam – So Psy, this is what all the fuss is about?
“Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party”
Gangnam District in Seoul is one of the most affluent, dynamic and influential areas in South Korea
“GAG STORY?” – yeah, I’ve got a few of those to tell from my time spent at Korean brothels
Seonjeongneung – Royal Tombs of the Joseon Dynasty in Seoul
Another roof monkey
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Stone guards of the royal tombs
Animal stoned off his ass
Guard
Guard gettin’ Blublockered
Old Seoul juxtaposed up against new Seoul
Modern art near a Seeeeeeeeeooooouulllllll train metro station
Not a bad hot dog – “Are you worried about eating me? Take a bite. I’m 100% beef. Really. I’m not junk food. I’m real food.”
Droopy-nutted, stinky-ass old French Canadian fag we had to share a dorm with for all our time in Seoul. Guy would stay out all night presumably banging whores then go to bed at 5am, strip down to his speedo and make the most disgusting gurgling sounds I’ve ever heard that would wake everyone in the room up. Fuck this guy
Rib-flavored Doritos
“bar – everything but the girl” Korean-style gay bar?
Busan
Welcome to Busan mofos
“DONGBANG” – self explanatory
Art painted on a brick wall
Put some pants on!!
In the Eastern world, the swastika is the sacred symbol of auspiciousness and had been around for centuries before Hitler had his way with it
SEXY COOKIE lingerie shop – lemme take a bite outta that
Street near Kyungsung University
Street near Gupo Station
Mid-September is a little late in the season for Koreans to hang out at the beach so we pretty much had the place to ourselves
The area surrounding Haeundae Beach is very modern and built up
A proud South Korean reppin’ his country’s colors as he flew kites along the beach
Sunset at Haeundae Beach
Gettin’ my karaoke on withTim Osh & a Korean dude named Su who we met at the beach that drunkenly called and divorced his wife in front of us on a cell phone he borrowed from a random person – he shitfacedly broke his own earlier by kicking it around in the sand
Su doin’ the jerk-off dance, feelin’ the flow, workin’ it
Dong Girls’ High School – sounds like the title of a “barely legal” porno flick
Sculpture near the UN Memorial Cemetery and Peace Park
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Some truly bizarre shit
GATORADE!
Sunset
Traditional Korean BBQ for dinner
…followed by some bar action after.
Saw this funny sign of a guy yakking early in the evening. Should’ve known it was a prelude to disaster…
T. Osh throwin’ down some drinks talkin’ sports with some bro…
…hangin’ out with some cute Korean girls…
…dancin’, laughin’, havin’ a good time until…
…BLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! goes Osh recalling the Korean BBQ right outside the bar door down a staircase.
