I went out of my way to walk into every McDonald’s I saw while in Hong Kong in hope of stumbling upon and crashing one of the infamously blasphemous HK McWeddings. Unfortunately, all I found was multiple generations of aspiring McFatasses
Some well designed shrubbery – can’t wait until I have enough money to hire landscapers to write swears in bushes in front of my house
Hong Kong Island as seen from the Kowloon Peninsula where I stayed. From here I took a ferry across Victoria Harbour
Once on Hong Kong Island, you can take the Peak Tram up to the top of Victoria Peak
Reaching The Peak
Ahh, the classically peaceful shot of busy and bustling Hong Kong from the top of Victoria Peak…an essential for any first time visiting noob like myself to the island
Slightly different view
The ultra modern and ultra bizarre Peak Tower
Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Peak Tower: The Good…
…The Bad…
The Ugly
…& The Hot. Brad is sooooooo cute. Thank you random Asian guy who took this pic and now thinks I’m gay.
The Peak Tower Wheel of Fortune
…shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp…
Street in Kowloon
Cramped-ass, densely populated building housing my hostel
Back-alley Kowloon
I knew they existed in all the massage parlors, but here is an actual cum dumpster on the streets of Hong Kong
Trim those sideburns you goddam hippies!
Sunset from Kowloon
Pre-lights
Patiently waiting for The Symphony of Lights to commence from the Kowloon side of the harbor. Some asshole stood right in front of me after I’d shown up super early to claim a good seat for the “performance.” Needlees to say, he was thrown over the ledge down into the seasonally cool water with his whiny fuckin’ kids following right after.
HK Island
Typical signage hangin’ along Nathan Road on the Kowloon side of the province
Tunnel of lights
Materialism out the ass
Yeah, son! Get it!
Macau
First thing I saw upon entering Macau – show me the money you crazy Portuguese Asians!
The Venetian
Inside
A place somewhere within The Venetian where I enjoyed a lovely meal and drinks…until I got the bill – yikes!
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A very crappily off-centered picture of the ceiling at The Venetian that I’m not proud of, but here it is anyway
Tryin’ to get on that Bellagio tip
Looks like someone decorated my shithole freshman dorm, McCormick Hall, at Marquette University
Crown Royal?
The Grand Lisboa, the tantalizing wench that took back all my earnings
I couldn’t tell if I was in a casino or on a spaceship at this fuckin’ place
